DeerlyBeloved: Runeseeker

[onerthes]

This little app stays active as long as it remains on the Fluid because Vira-Lorr has no idea how to shut hers off. Like, at all.

deerlyBeloved: Runeseeker Well, looks like this three eyed minx has her memories back and is on the prowl. Looking for a magical time with a woman who can see your future together? Don't mind if your date might drink you under the table? Don't like to be tied down outside of the bedroom? Like a woman who has a few years or even centuries of experience under her belt but still doesn't look it? This one might just be the one for you!

( Vira-Lorr | 317 | F | Open-Minded )

Comments

un: top price

[tagartist]

[ She was mostly trolling on this app but GOD DAMN. ]



holy fuck dude

[onerthes]

Am I to assume that the little arrow means something positive, Chloe dear? Scale of 1-10, how beet red is your face right now?

And I should hope that anything involving one of those words has nothing to do with the other unless it's bareback in a temple somewhere.

[...ok, she's seriously trolling you right there, Chloe, but she already knows how badly you blush.]

[tagartist]

it's like a "fuck me please" kind of response. and it's not that bad, maybe like a... 6. 7 tops.








i mean it wouldn't be the first time

[onerthes]

I'm almost disappointed. They embarrass me with that picture, and the most I can get out of you is a 7? I will simply have to try harder.

Not the first time in a place of worship? How shameful. We should do "Never Have I Ever" as a drinking game sometime. I suspect I can get you properly drunk that way.

[tagartist]

maybe i'm just starting to get used to this shit

lol it doesn't take that much, but yeah, yeah you probably could

text; un: azwel

[lovesuwithknives]

I didn't write mine, so it follows you likely didn't write yours, either. Apart from wondering who comes up with such cheesy words, I do have to ask how much of it is true. After all, when we hunt down whoever wrote these, we have to have a definitive list of whatever lies they tried to spread.

[He pressed that button, anyway. Azwel, wtf.]

[onerthes]

Oh, I assure you if I was going to write this I might have chosen a less provocative picture and phrased it differently, but I would say it isn't exactly inaccurate.

In fact, it's a bit eerily accurate, since I haven't told most of you about Rex per se.

[lovesuwithknives]

Yours, too, eh? Mine has things I haven't divulged, either.

Either someone here knows too much about us or whoever brought us here had decided we're lonely. I'm not sure which is worse.

[onerthes]

It wouldn't be the first time something like this has happened. What it shows is innocuous, but I've come to the conclusion that there is little point in hiding things about ourselves here. Someone will reveal it eventually.

I would guess the former is worse, however. Too much trouble with that knowledge.

[lovesuwithknives]

In all seriousness, you're probably right.

These matchmaking profiles are one thing, but it could easily become blackmail.

un: XIII

[missingache]

You're okay!

[Wait for it-]

What does open-minded mean? Mine has a bunch of "????" in that spot.

[onerthes]

Quite well, all things considered. I have recovered some from a flu and, well, I suspect you know about the other. Let us leave it at that.

It means that I do not care about the gender or species of someone I choose to date, I believe. I would guess you haven't decided yourself?

[She was going with date. He seemed a bit the innocent type.]

[missingache]

[Good. The flu at least can be dealt with easier? The important thing is Vira-Lorr being alive!]

I've never thought about dating... Do you have to have a preference? How do you figure that out?

[onerthes]

[And after a week, it was gone. She was definitely not in a mood to repeat that whole experience.]

Oh, my darling boy. Are you asking for romantic advice right from the ground up? It's precious.

I suppose the answer is "No, you don't need to prefer one or the other." That's entirely up to you. How you figure that out? Well, when you find someone attractive that is a good sign.

Does anyone ever make you feel uncomfortable to be around, nervous, but you always want to see more and more of them?

[missingache]

[Dating already sounds difficult...]

Yes? I think? But they're not here. There's no one here in Deerington that's made me feel that way.

[Text | un: shaka brah | still Mirror-Max!]

[mypartnerintime]

that plant seems really out of place here

what do you do with it in that situation? is it for eating??

[She's trying very hard not to imagine the way Vira-Lorr looked in the sinkhole, but that horrific sight is never going to really leave her, Mirror-Max or not. She doubts that Real-Max will ever look at Vira-Lorr comfortably again.]

[onerthes]

For flaying lightly, to awaken the skin and let the oils seep in. Makes for quite the exhilarating experience, I assure you.

[She wouldn't have faulted her. Right about now, she was doing what she could not to think about the down below. She'd had her fill of the undead, in spades. Mind you, when they ran into each other again, she might have a few words if the girl looked at her funny to try and help.]

[mypartnerintime]

[That... will probably happen. Max is getting better about not being so readable, but some things...]

uhm wowser

...sorry, thats all ive got ^_^

i should buy you a larger towel.

or a smaller one haha

[onerthes]

[She laughed and held back a cough before shaking her head.]

I've heard less eloquent replies. But do tell, I wasn't aware you had any interest in seeing me in a smaller towel.

[mypartnerintime]

i mean, thats it, honestly

i could get all eloquent and flirty and sweet

but im really just here to go "wow look at that figure" and appreciate the eye candy

im shallow like that

[Even in person Mirror-Max would be staring at everything below Vira-Lorr's neck... but for a very different reason. Severed heads are a difficult sight to forget.]

un: fundip

[imaginationswoes]

I don't age either! Well, it's complicated...

[Airy is awkward as fuck and giving everyone little stars because she isn't good at using dating apps.]

[onerthes]

Do you not? Well, you learn something new every day, though I am not quite ageless. Onelthes simply age much slower than humans do.

Any other of my secrets you wish to know?

[imaginationswoes]

Oh um...

any secrets you want to tell me?

[Maybe she's bad at this.]

[onerthes]

I will give you a choice. Kinky secrets or personal history secrets.

[imaginationswoes]

What kind of choice is that!?

Let's go with personal history or you're going to make me blush at my phone.
Which is super awkward.