onerthes: (Default)
Vira-Lorr ([personal profile] onerthes) wrote2018-11-09 07:59 pm

Deerington Inbox

[A tinny man's voice gives what is clearly a default answer machine message. Vira-Lorr is still figuring the phone out it seems.]
"Hello, we are not available now. Please leave your name and phone number after the beep. We will return your call."
*Beep*
variantcover: (đź’Łgutter space future)

[personal profile] variantcover 2019-10-05 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
oooooh BURN.
Dyshana must be some hot shit for Rex to choose her over you.
bet that hurts.

the romance choices you make determine your whole gameplay experience!
a Hawke that seduces Anders and a Hawke that seduces Fenris are not the same Hawke!!!!
variantcover: (harumph)

[personal profile] variantcover 2019-10-05 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
sounds like a poorly written game.
now I don't even WANNA play it.
variantcover: (đź’Łelbow)

[personal profile] variantcover 2019-10-06 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
fine. wouldn't wanna push your buttons...

GET IT? LIKE VIDEO GAME BUTTONS?


[ But then she disconnects and Vira-Lorr blessedly receives no more messages. ]