Deerington Inbox

[onerthes]

[A tinny man's voice gives what is clearly a default answer machine message. Vira-Lorr is still figuring the phone out it seems.]
"Hello, we are not available now. Please leave your name and phone number after the beep. We will return your call."
*Beep*

Comments

[no_reload]

A slime girl? Is that literal or figurative? I don't need you oozing all over the place, though now that I consider it, I have a spare bucket that I could throw you into.

[Finally, someone else in a damn bucket!]

I think you understand that he will not be stepping up with any manner of romance if he hasn't already. The basis of your relationship never had a healthy start to begin with, and let's avoid you falling for another emotionally constipated loser.

You should be. Don't die or the next time you do, I'll keep you in a cellar under a house and feed you through a hole in the floor.