Uggh.... that will make this very difficult. [She had a tiny sense of what the Tardis was after all by now.] But let us think of it as an adventure in ...

...how do I put this?

Is there a story about a person working with foolishly poor technology to do amazing feats? Taking comically poor equipment and coaxing the impossible out of them?

[She was basically suggesting he emulate Macgyver.]