You clearly had no idea and look what it earned you. And now look what you've done. You were supposed to take care. I knew I should have just wrapped in you packing bubbles and kept you under my floor boards for safe keeping.
[That might sound like a stalker thing to do, but he typed it out of his version of care.]
You did, but at least those problems are technically permanent. I don't particularly like the taste of venison, so you're lucky.
How about I actually draw something obscene on your forehead and you can tell people all about it instead? You'd rather not publicize that you died for a seventh time and now those of us with a death history can turn into deer?
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[That might sound like a stalker thing to do, but he typed it out of his version of care.]
You did, but at least those problems are technically permanent. I don't particularly like the taste of venison, so you're lucky.
How about I actually draw something obscene on your forehead and you can tell people all about it instead? You'd rather not publicize that you died for a seventh time and now those of us with a death history can turn into deer?