She chuckled. "One. People will talk, but that's the least important," she said over a bit of bacon and a bite of english muffin. It was pretty clear that amused her more. "Two, I'm pretty sure it's illegal. Something about public decency. If the cats get involved, I'd prefer not to get wailed on by them too for something quite that silly. Three, Doctor, dear, you're a bit of a mess. You don't need that much sun right now, and I'm fresh out of suntan lotion. Which reminds me to pick some up next week."

This was an entirely normal conversation that normal people could have.